Read

"Misnomers"

Published:
December 14, 2023
February 20, 2023
Read this poem about that's about misnomers.|Read this poem about that's about misnomers.

From the seldom-cleaned
     bubbling tanks of local pet stores,

we “rescued” them—
     at least six over two years—

our yellow-bellied sliders,
     pet turtles transformed

into raceway drivers,
     no cars needed.

Five hundred feet
     of Hot Wheels track,

and we were unstoppable,
     piecing together sharp plastic

curves, loop-de-loops,
     the grand finale

a roller-coaster dive down
     two flights of carpeted stairs,

just in time for Sunday supper.
     The thrill of that push,

the silence of those who survived
     to “drive” again the routes we chose,

those who crashed too many times
     later transported to the outside arena

beneath the crowded Forget-Me-Nots
     alongside the expired fireflies,

the timid hamster,
     the too-slow buried hare.

Forgive us, goldfish and guinea pig,
     deer and garden snake.

Forgive us, all breathing creatures,
     our many trespasses

re-named in the name
     of “harmless play.”

Creators:
Marjorie Maddox
Published:
December 14, 2023
February 20, 2023
On a related note...
The Complete Guide to Hosting a Dinner Party

The Complete Guide to Hosting a Dinner Party

Lauren Lawson

This Is What Healthy Boundaries Look Like

This Is What Healthy Boundaries Look Like

Krista Steele

How (& How Not) to Support a Pregnant Friend

How (& How Not) to Support a Pregnant Friend

Krista Steele

I Screwed Up Badly — Now What?

I Screwed Up Badly — Now What?

Mike Tenney

“Stormy Winter Winds”

“Stormy Winter Winds”

Robert Christian

Our Ultimate Guide to Dating

Our Ultimate Guide to Dating

Grotto

Building a Strong Marriage as a Child of Divorce

Building a Strong Marriage as a Child of Divorce

Dr. Daniel, Bethany Meola

What I Learned About Dating After Getting Sober

What I Learned About Dating After Getting Sober

Paul Campbell, Erica Tighe Campbell

How Emojis Have Transformed Communication

How Emojis Have Transformed Communication

Grotto

How to Make Conflict Productive (not Destructive) in Your Marriage

How to Make Conflict Productive (not Destructive) in Your Marriage

Amelia Ruggaber

“When Suffering Isn’t Fair”

“When Suffering Isn’t Fair”

Hannah Smith

3 Ways Anyone Can Cut Back on Plastic

3 Ways Anyone Can Cut Back on Plastic

Dan Masterton

How to Forgive a Family Member Who Won’t Change

How to Forgive a Family Member Who Won’t Change

Lillian Fallon

4 Timeless Lessons from Time Spent with an Elderly Friend

4 Timeless Lessons from Time Spent with an Elderly Friend

Bethany Meola

How to Help a Friend Who Is Considering Divorce

How to Help a Friend Who Is Considering Divorce

Maria Walley

How One Grandfather’s Stories Can Offer Perspective

How One Grandfather’s Stories Can Offer Perspective

Grotto

The Bergamot Band Goes Back to Where It All Began

The Bergamot Band Goes Back to Where It All Began

Grotto

3 Ways to Prepare for Being a First-Time Parent

3 Ways to Prepare for Being a First-Time Parent

Kelly Sheredy

The Connection Between Slowing Down and Saving Our Planet

The Connection Between Slowing Down and Saving Our Planet

Lauren Fritz

5 Lessons I Learned from a Two-Year-Old Burn Victim

5 Lessons I Learned from a Two-Year-Old Burn Victim

Liz Palmer

newsletter

We’d love to be pals.

Sign up for our newsletter, and we’ll meet you in your inbox each week.